Men's rules

Men have gathered and discussed a great deal and finally came up with a set of rules that should be followed around them. Girls, please, this is a really serious things, most of those rules should be stricktly followed when you are around men, the rest of them are really good guidelines on how to behave. This is no joke, those rules are really meaningful since not following them is guaranteed to get on a man's nerves.

Andrew Boktor



These are our rules:


Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!



1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.



1. Crying is blackmail.



1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:

* Subtle hints do not work!
* Strong hints do not work!
* Obvious hints do not work!
* JUST SAY IT!



1. 'Yes' and 'No' are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question



1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for



1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor



1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days



1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us



1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one



1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done

Not both
* If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself



1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials



1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we



1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings.

Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
* We have no idea what mauve is.



1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.



1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle



1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear



1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine, Really



1. You have enough clothes



1. You have too many shoes



1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.